More sun, sea and sand - Oh! How one grows weary of this tiresome soleil.... Not to mention wealthy blinged-up Savvoners from Essex with their blinged-up kids.
Fortunately, Yvonne has an M&S carrier bag to mix it with the best of them. Imagine if it had been a Primark bag? We'd have had to relinquish our embittered Northener status and be forced to watch re-runs of that popular 1980's televisual feast, Eastenders, until we muttered "Leave Im, Graant, 'E ain't werf it..."


